No.167
        STRASHNAYA MEST'
Kogda nastyrnym, p'yanym partizanom,
V moyu kvartiru prokradetsya muxa,
YA zamanyu ee na sobstvennoe uxo
I tam ub'yu, prisypav parmezanom!
                                                    -- G.L.
No.412
        PIS'MO DRUGU
Kak tam v Rime, Avrelij? Navernoe, Brut tixoj sapoyu
Podbiraetsya k tronu? A mne tut paradnaya toga
Ni k chemu, zapylilas'. Lezhu u dushistogo stoga,
ZHdu znakomuyu devku. Kak yavitsya -- tut zhe i scapayu.
                                                        -- Brodsky  (navernoe, ne tot, kotoryj laureat - P/pk)
 

No.516
        Boevoe zadanie.
Dan prikaz: razobrat' na zapchasti dva tanka,
Otyskat' cherez Volgu aprel'skuyu brod,
Perespat' s sanitarkoj (ona lesbiyanka),
S oficerskim govnom razzhevat' buterbrod.
                                                        -- Krasnoznamennaya Diviziya imeni Lenina.
 

No.558
        Staryj General, Tajno Tyagoteyuschij k Sadomazokhizmu (chast' 2)
"Zdravstvui, Pidorov, golubchik." - "Zdrast', tovarisch general!"
"Chto zh ty, milyj, ne zakhodish'? Ya uzh dumal - zakhvoral.
Nu-ka, brat, snimaj kal'sony da polezli v shkaf-ka:
Zampolit pridumal pozu "Zigmund Frejd i Kafka".
                                                        -- Yorsh
No.565
        O Pol'ze Nirvany
Kapitana, ponimaesh', nablevala za tavernoj...
Generala pribegaet: "Ej, chuchmek, davaj pobudka!"
Ya zhivot emu porezal -- ne shumi na pravovernyj!
A ona -- shakal -- upala, moj pomyala nezabudka.
                                                        -- Teofil' Got'e

No.907
        Ya emigriruyu v Ameriku...
Ya vsyo prodal vchera, lish' ot gardiny palka
visit v uglu ugryumo. Nam ne do zhiru...
Vse vot pristali:"Rodinu prodat' ne zhalko?"
A chto mne Rodina? Prodat' by vot kvartiru...
                                                           -- XAM

No.1000
        Gor'ko setoval rabbi iz Berkli
        Chto vse prelesti Berkeli pomerkli,
        Chto narod vsyo duree,
        U devic gonoreya,
        I evreya ne sywete v Berkli...
                                                        -- Yorsh

No.1055
        Monolog Robinzona Kruzo
Sizhu ya v centre okeana i ot bezdel'ya noyut ruki
Ne suzhdeno domoj vernut'sya - o, kak zhe zhrebij moj tyazhyol!
Vchera pojmal kozu na plyazhe i poimel eyo so skuki
A kogda konchil, okazalos', chto ne koza on, a kozyol...
                                                        -- Ne Poet Raffy Aslanbekov
 

No.1187
        YAponskij e'tyud
P'yu sake'. Za oknom vetka sakury,
Iwet rikshu sluchajnyj proxozhij.
Tonkij shtrix -- kak v borwe lozhka saxara:
Razdevaetsya gejsha v prixozhej.
                                                        bez podpisi

No.1253
        Leniniana (o prekrasnom)
Prekrasna ty, kogda lezhish', kak budto by usnuvshi sp'yana,
No vdrug razdastsya skrip divana, mignut glaza i drognet chelyust'
I ty vskrichish': "Leniniana!" Pri chem tut, blin, leniniana?
Potom dobavish' polstakana. I spish' opyat', moya ty prelest'.
                                                        --  odna znakomaya teten'ka
 

No.1403
        Odin kommunist iz Italii
        Poslal fabrikantov podalee
        No otniud' nikuda
        Ne poshli gospoda,
        A naprotiv - ostalis' v Italii.
                                                        bez podpisi
No.1439
        Staryi bomzh iz dalekogo kraya
        Plakal, med iz dupla vinimaya:
        "Ne kusaites`, shmeli,
        Ya opyat` na meli..."
        I shmeli ne kusalis`, vnimaya.
                                                           -- Quebec`s wife
 

No.1451
        Sanitary i Mocha. Basnya M.I.Muhina
Prishli s pohmeliya odnazhdy Sanitary
 V uezdnyj punkt priema steklotary.
   No v bankah obnaruzhili mochu!
 Moral': Pohmelie podobno Palachu!